Released 4 July 2008 Directed by Mark Osborne & John Stevenson Runtime 92mins DreamWorks Animation Stars Jack Black, Dustin Hoffman, Angelina Jolie, Ian McShane, Jackie Chan Originally published in Matrix 188 on 07.07.2008 'Kung Fu Panda' Reviewed by Lon S. Cohen When I heard that Jack Black was going to star in an animated Dreamworks production populated only by animal characters playing a martial arts wielding panda, my initial reaction was, “What the Fu?” But as the brilliantly rendered characters appeared all over the Inte... Read More..

Christian Volckman first started work on this film in 1999 so he must have been slightly narked when Sin City (2005) was released. That film received acclaim for its transliteration of Frank Miller’s comics to the screen. Renaissance goes one step further in this respect by not just using a blue screen and post production but being totally animated, including overlaying motion captured actors. The result is a startling black and white film. Still, the debt to Miller is so clear you can’t help but feel Volckman’s thunder has been stolen. Sin City was a gratuitously offensive exerci... Read More..

Originally published in Matrix 188 on 17.06.2009 Released 22 May 2008 Directed by Steven Spielberg Runtime 124 mins Paramount Pictures Writers: David Koepp and George Lucas 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' reviewed by Donna Scott Any film directed by Steven Spielberg, with a screenplay co-written by George Lucas would surely have enough Hollywood glitz about it to make it not just the blockbuster film for this summer, but arguably a contender for the decade. Factor in those two magical words ‘Indiana’ and ‘Jone... Read More..

My natural inclination with British made films is to want to give them the benefit of the doubt. Few enough films get made in this country and even fewer sf and fantasy films get made, get distributed and attract a reasonable amount of attention. So I really, really wanted to be able to say nice things about Mutant Chronicles – especially since they’ve managed to attract a cast with some reasonably recognisable names – including Ron Perlman and Thomas Jane.   Based on a board game, Mutant Chronicles is set in 2707 where constant war and the exploitation of natural resources have destroyed... Read More..

I’m sick of vampires. I’m sick of men in long coats with middle-European accents and aristocratic bearing sporting pompous hair. I’m sick of the sensitive ones who really long for love after centuries of ripping out the throats of virgins and who only need to find the right woman to toss aside the past and indulge in some of the most cringingly badly written sex in all of English literature. I’m sick of the misunderstood teenage vampires who are just rebelling against the man. I am sick to death of vampires. So it came as a bit of a surprise to discover that I loved Let The Ri... Read More..

Directed by Uwe Boll Release date: 11 January 2008 Runtime 127 mins Brightlight Pictures Writer: Doug Taylor (screenplay) & Jason Rappaport (story) Originally published in Matrix 188 on 07.07.2008 'In The Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale' Reviewed by Martin McGrath You can say what you like about Uwe Boll – and mostly those statements tend to include the words “talentless” and “hack” – but you can’t deny his uncanny ability to attract funding and get films made. Of course, generally speaking, the world would be a better pla... Read More..

Released 16 May 2008 Directed by Steve Barker Runtime 90 minutes Black Camel Pictures Writer: Rae Brunton Originally published in Matrix 188 on 07.07.2008 'Outpost' Reviewed by Martin McGrath Outpost has almost every element necessary to make a successful low budget horror movie. It has a strong cast but it’s made up of actors whose faces you’ll recognise but whose names will mostly escape you. It has a confined and atmospheric location – an underground bunker supposedly in Eastern Europe abandoned by the SS at the end of World War II. And it has a tense, ... Read More..

  Scott Derrickson directed one of the most loathsome films I have ever watched – 2005’s The Exorcism of Emily Rose – a disingenuous anti-rationalist rant disguised as a “based on a true story” horror movie that adopted tactics used by creationists and evangelicals to suggest that faith should outweigh the law or scientific proof. To say I hated it would be a serious understatement. I had only just stopped ranting about the abomination of Derrickson’s earlier film when I discovered that his next project was to remake my favourite classic American sf movie, The Day the Earth Stood ... Read More..

Released 13 June 2008 Directed by Louis Leterrier Runtime 114mins Marvel Enterprises Writer: Zak Penn Originally published in Matrix 188 on 08.07.2008 'The Incredible Hulk' Reviewed by Martin McGrath As one of the few people who enjoyed Ang Lee’s take on The Hulk (2003), I approached this relaunch of the franchise with a quiet dread. For all its faults Lee’s film at least had the strength of obvious intelligence and a seriousness of intent, even if it did eventually subside into a low-rent pseudo-Freudian drama. Having had ... Read More..

Originally published in Matrix 187 on 01.06.2008   Released 2nd May 2008 Directed by Jon Favreau Runtime 126 mins Dark Blades Films Cast: Robert Downey Jr., Terrence Howard, Jeff Bridges, Gwyneth Paltrow 'Iron Man' reviewed by Lon S. Cohen Standing in my kitchen after viewing Iron Man on opening night, I had the strange sense that something was terribly wrong. Earlier I had taken my teenaged son to see the movie, leaving my wife at home. That wasn’t the problem. The problem lay in the question. The same question we all have to ... Read More..